*I was going to do a weekend update thingy, but really who cares what I did this weekend? Without further ado . . .I am Pickle's irritated digestive tract.

I will be punishing you today oh great Pickle! I am angry with you for not having eaten enough fruits and veggies this weekend. Your punishment shall be frequent trips to the bathroom. You shall endure my wrath of stomache cramps and painful gas. You will visit the restroom as often as I see fit, every hour or so should do it. Your pain shall be great indeed. Each trip will get progressively worse. Just when you think you are safe and it couldn't get any worse, I shall prove you wrong! This will teach you to eat whatever you want. I demand respect.

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I can't even finish this. I keep getting distracted by my "punishment". But yeah, I think you all get the picture, I'm not feeling very well today.

Other than that, having a good day. Toodles.